Presents or potatoes?

Well another busy day for me today, I've been trying to work out how best to get around in your house.  William explained the cats to me and told me their names in his note yesterday, so I spent all day calling them and trying to train them, but they just wouldn't listen.  Posy just ignored me, but Poppet kept pouncing on me, and tried to run off with me in her mouth.  I think I've found a new way to get around though, what do you think?

Giddy up!

Thank you so much for leaving food and drink, a chair and television (with remote control) and the lovely clay decorations out for me.  I had a lovely snooze on the bed after I'd had my snack. Dobbin really loved the apple pieces you left out for him!

 

Chillin' with the girls

Crunch Crunch! Yum!

Once I woke up, I had time to write my naughty and nice list.  I will be updating this from time to time with who has been naughty and who has been nice, so you'd better make sure you stay on your best behaviour!

(Of course you do know that Santa Claus doesn't actually bring presents for cats, that's up to you to do.  I used to think it was because he was busy enough delivering presents to all the children, but now I know that its because cats are Not Very Nice, and Don't Deserve Presents!)

Anyway, as a thank you for all the lovely things you left out for me and Dobbin, I've hung a little treat on the Christmas tree for each of you,

Sparkling snowballs,

Gingerbread Glitter-Toes
xxx

P.S Tabby, thank you so much for your letter.  I will try my best to come to your carol service on Monday, but its very hard work hiding from all those children, because you know that Visting Elf Inspectors are not allowed to be seen by humans for elf and safety reasons