The little boy who doesn't believe

Today I have been rather distracted by a very bothersome matter. 

William. The Little Boy who doesn’t believe. 

Well, it’s not so much that he doesn’t believe, more a blatant case of Elfism – he believes in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, but not in Visiting Christmas Elf Inspectors!  This kind of behaviour would simply not be tolerated in the North Pole, where we treat every individual with respect regardless of the shape of their ears, and you would never get away with not believing in someone just because they happened to be a pointy eared Elf rather than a twinkly fairy or a jolly old man!  

  

So do you?  Hang your answer on the tree!

Now the thing is, that when little boys or girls stop believing in Elves, then Elves get rather angry, and put their names on the naughty list, and we all know what will happen then. 

So William, I’m going to give you one last chance – can you prove to me that you should be put back on the nice list by answering my question?

Humph, would have been nice if she'd left a remote control!

On a much happier note, can you imagine my surprise today, when I arrived, and saw a lovely bedroom made up for me on the dining room table?  How very kind of you!  I did enjoy a little sit down in front of the TV watching some of my favourite EBBC shows like Operation Elf, Deadly Pixie and Who Let the Reindeer Out.  I had a lovely drink of orange squash and a little taste of orange whilst I was eating it, these things are quite a treat for Elves, as normally we drink hollyberry juice and eat christmas pudding.

Take care of it for me please, Tabby!

 

Thank you very much for your latest letter that you left on the computer, Tabby, I did so enjoy reading it!  Yes I did take the letter and the hula hoop to the North Pole, where we’ve all been having great fun hula hooping in the snow.  Only problem is that everyone has been so busy hula hooping that toy production has slowed down a bit, and I was worried that there wouldn’t be enough presents made by Xmas.  So I’ve brought the hula hoop back, and left it on the tree.  Can you look after it for me until Xmas Eve when all the presents will be finished?

Magical Wishes,

Remember to be good and keep your bedroom tidy!

Gingerbread Glitter-Toes

xxx