...in the meantime, here are some elfin jokes...
What's another name for Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said,
"Really? We had turkey!"
Why do elves scratch themselves?
Because they're the only ones who know where it's itchy!
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!
What kind of music do elves like best?
"Wrap" music!
Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!
I'll be back on December 1st to start reporting on Tabitha and William's behaviour!
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